Friday, February 1, 2008

Chris vs.Wee-Bey. Two men enter, one man leaves.

Kicked this around a bit at work recently. I think it was either Book Editor Oscar Villalon (oh, don't let that book title fool you - the man watches TV, oh yes he does) or Pop Culture Critic Peter Hartlaub. What if Chris got popped and went to prison where he met...Wee-Bey.

Who's the toughest of these two? Just some fun before the weekend.

I'm going with Wee-Bey all the way.

18 comments:

ME said...

I'm going with Chris. His beatdown of Bugs' dad is all I need for evidence.

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eska said...

toughest? wee-bey, but chris has that cold crazy streak that would probably keep wee-bey from going there. to stop chris you'd probably have to kill him.

Shane said...

I dunno about this...I'm gonna go for Wee-Bey. Chris has the whole "angel of death", cold thing going on, sure, but he's sure been worrying a lot about Omar in recent episodes (not that he shouldn't be, though it seems to have come out of nowhere).

Plus, Wee-Bey has an actual sense of humor.

Anonymous said...

Wee-bey. Chris gets too emotional about things, as we saw with the beating of Bug's dad. Bey is colder (I think his indimidation of DeLonda was a calculated act) and could use Chris' weakness to his advantage. Plus, since Avon appears to be an "authority figure," I think more guys would have Wee-bey's back.

straight outta silver spring said...

Chris.

He's twice come close to ending Omar. The first time with the frame-up jobe in S4 and this year he actually out smarted and out patienced him.

Wee-Bey may have lost his edge a little bit.

Both men, in their prime, enter the room... well, I just can't be sure, prolly go with Wee-bey

Alex said...

Wee-Bey: pure thug/soldier
Chris: thug/soldier with an added dose of strategist/maniac.

I'd put money on Chris.

Trixie said...

Hmmm. Old School vs. New School. Barksdale Gang "out-muscle 'em" vs. Marlo Gang "out-maneuver 'em". I think if it's a fight that breaks out spontaneously, Wee-Bey wins. But, if there's any sort of pre-planning, then Chris.

Better yet, how about Wee-Bey's baby mama vs. Snoop? Ah, the visual of Snoop dropping Namond's mom, wigs and acrylic nails flying everywhere...

George D from the 415 said...

In the streets, where there is so much that can be utilized with weaponry and available maneuvering I'd go Chris. But in the pen, with a one on one match where there is less options on all levels, Bey'd take Chis down.

lieber said...

trixie,

Well done.

Bo said...

I'm thinking Wee-bey is taller than Chris, and unarmed, reach can count. But the actor who plays Chris was a star wrestler in college, so you've got some serious muscle there.

Still, I'd bet on Wee-bey. Roland Brice is one tough mofo, old school thuggery.

But Bunk could kick either one's a*s.

Rebecca Lisanne said...

I would want it to be Wee-Bey, but Chris is definitely more dangerous. My money would be on him.

quazi said...

Chris by a nose Though both soldiers willing to give their last, Chris looks more maniacal.

Anonymous said...

i thinks tim goodman and oscar villatron and peter heartfibulator need to start makin' some phone calls and writing them news instead of wanking off about who's tuff. i think al sarokoyakovich is fake, and oscar knows what's i'ma talkin' about

Anonymous said...

oh i'm tim goodman and I'm all crazy, wonderin about things like if season two of lost is as good as season three, and if the wire season five can compare with season two. oh shit, the world gonna have to be put on hold while we figure this shit out, stringer, 'cause if we don't who knows--maybe ken burns won't get his due and we'll all miss his 19 hour series on a war that's 60 year gone, sheeet.

Anonymous said...

Also, Wee-Bey is a boxer, according to Cutty, so if they were just brawling, I'd definitely give it to Bey.

Keep in mind, unlike Chris, Bey has actually shot and wounded Omar.

Jesse D said...

Bay's old lady Delonda. Is she not the most terrifying of them all?

Bay would take Chris. Chris may be a little queer, or his daddy did something to him, and Bay would break him down mentally. Remember the shot of Chris' people in the last episode. There was something seriously wrong there. Chris is a pedophile.

Anonymous said...

Chris Partlow. Without a doubt. This dude has to be ex-military. His tactical skills are top-notch. Stone cold sociopath. He can brutally beat a man to a pulp with his bare hands. His gun-training is off the hook. Most importantly, Chris is much smarter than Weebay. That makes him more dangerous.

Calinks said...

Is this a prison fight or a fight period? I think Wee-bey could give Chris a run. He's a vet, more experienced, he probably went through more struggles on the street too. But Chris is very calculating. Still, how many actual gun battles has Chris been in? He had done a lot of gathering people and killing them but I bet Wee-Bey has had a number of turf war scuffs and shootouts.

Plus he survived Omar twice and capped him once. On top of that Chris got worked by Michael during training. If this is a gang fight and they got guns, I'm going with Bey.